Andrea Rosebrock 
Does your dog own you or dog you own your dog? Answer the following questions below and by the time you get to the end, the answer will be obvious. Let me know.
- If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.
- You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.
- You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.
- You can’t fully enjoy yourself without your dog.
- No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog(s).
- You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.
- You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.
- You let the neighbor dog sleep over.
- You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.
- Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.
- When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.
- You sit on the floor if the dog gets in the chair first.
- You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers.
- Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.
So… who owns who? 
I LOVE IT!!!! For me, I had 6 “NO” answers – so I guess my dogs own me!!
#’s 5 and 12 are the best. If I get up in the middle of the night, and I come back to bed, it is nearly impossible to move 3 large labs from out of my spot; so I end up going downstairs to the couch. But, they are the greatest for extra heat on those cold cold nights (lol – 3 dog night).
HOW TRUE IT IS!
FUNNNEEE!
My eats b4 I do! lol
I am owned too!!I can add one…When you go camping…Do you set up your dog’s area before your own??LOL..And 3 dog night…That is too cute…and so true!!I have actually got up and called my dogs to get into bed on chilly nights..Although this is usually unnecessary because they are already there..
Well, I don’t guess I even have to say who owns who around my house… LOL
I had to laugh last night when Jezzie and Bruti stretched out covering the entire couch when I went to get something to drink. When I came back planning to take my usual spot, they just looked so cute and content that I couldn’t think of moving them so I just plopped into a rather uncomfy chair for the duration of their nap, which lasted the rest of the evening.
i’m owned! last night i slept with 5 cats n 2 dogs. the other 2 dogs n 3 cats slept downstair………..with my roomie. lololol….
this is 1 of those pieces that needs 2 b printed out n put on the fridge.
thanx for the chuckle…..
well i’m owned too this is to cute.
LOL I miss my Sasha. It’s been a little bit over 2 months now since she crossed the Rainbow Bridge. It has not been the same… I miss being “owned”!
@Marla Kellman – Your dear Sasha will always own your heart and memories… never doubt that!! She will be the angel watching over you and when the time is right she will guide you to a new baby that will ‘own’ you just as surely as she did I hope…
I send you my heartfelt condolences on your loss, I know how it feels to lose a beloved furbaby but time will ease the hurt and your heart will make room for another to fill and Sasha’s love will always be yours to cherish! Hugs to you!
Deanna
@ Maria – I bet we all know what it is like, and I agree with D about her being in your heart forever. We lost our first Knight while I was going thru chemo. All I did was cry, cry, cry. My oncologist was so upset with me that I was behaving like this “over a dog”. Well apparantly she was not an animal lover, and could not comprehend that he was our baby. She told me to get another dog, asap. Well, I got my Buddy a couple months later, who was a little angel during my treatments (staying with me in the bathroom when I was sick, and bringing me water bottles from the bedroom); but that opened my heart even bigger, because every time the cancer came back, I got another dog. Hence, my 3 labbie boys.
Sounds like our Jack Russell Terrier, we have to live around him because he is the troublemaker and mischevious dog ever! LOVE THIS STORY-JUST SENT IT TO MY MOM! THIS IS ONE FUNNY LIST OF A OWNER BEING OWNED BY A DOG.