Andrea Rosebrock 
1. Remove film from box and load camera.
2. Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash.
3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from
muzzle.
4. Choose a suitable background for photo.
5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.
6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.
10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
11. Take flash cube from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash.
12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy’s nose.
13. Put magazines back on coffee table.
14. Try to get puppy’s attention by squeaking toy over your head..
15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
16. Jump up in time to grab puppy and say, “No, outside! No,
outside!”
17. Call spouse to clean up mess.
18. Fix a drink.
19. Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy
“sit/stand” and “stay” the first thing in the morning.
20. Consider buying “older, trained” rescue dog.
CUTE! Also, keep those cell phones away from them. I will feature a picture on my blog of my cell phone after our boy ate it. Still works too. He should become a poster boy for Motorola.
LOL!! I’ll have to check it out. Luckily for me, since mine passed puppyhood I haven’t had to deal with mutilated property.