Liver & Cheese – Dog Humor
LIVER & CHEESE
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street
when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an
effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up
arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty,
slobbering on themselves and hoping for just
a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on
the three suitors, she decides to be kind
and tells them, ” The first one who can use
the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ together in
an imaginative, intelligent sentence can
go out with me.”
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly
and says, “I love liver and cheese.”
“Oh, how childish,” said the Poodle. “That shows
no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever
and says “How well can you do?”
“Um. I HATE liver and cheese,”
blurts the Golden Retriever.
“My, my,” said the Poodle. “I guess it’s hopeless.
That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.”
She then turns to the last of the three dogs
and says, “How about you, little guy?”
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in
fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the
Golden Retriever and the Lab and says
“Liver alone. Cheese mine.”
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